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People's Blog • The People's Cube is 19 years old, Fast Forward The Unwashed

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Classics of Marxism predicted that in the future, automation would kick in and tackle the toughest jobs, hastening our march toward the inevitable Glorious World of Next Tuesday. And it’s already happening, with AI taking over the intellectual and creative sectors, leaving us with the joyous task of shoveling beets.

And, comrades, our march forward is picking up speed! If last year’s birthday message was almost entirely generated by graphic AI, this year, AI has gifted us a full-fledged music video – complete with the People’s Cube Anthem for mandatory singing and marching. See the lyrics below.

Enjoy the show! We will be keeping an eye out and snapping photos of those who won’t be enjoying themselves.

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Fast Forward The Unwashed

The People's Cube official anthem

(Verse 1)
In the fields where beets grow tall,
We toil and sweat, heeding the call,
With beet vodka to warm our hearts,
We march as one, never to depart.

(Chorus)
Oh, we put the U in Gulag,
Beneath the banner, red and grand,
Life behind the irony curtain,
For the Glorious World of Next Tuesday we stand!

(Verse 2)
At Tractor Barn #2, our spirits high,
We dance and sing beneath the sky,
In collective joy, our bonds grow strong,
As we labor together, all day long.

(Chorus)
Oh, we put the U in Gulag,
Beneath the banner, red and grand,
Life behind the irony curtain,
For the Glorious World of Next Tuesday we stand!

(Bridge)
With shovel in hand, and spirit keen,
Our march for progress, evergreen,
In every step, the future's clear,
For our cause, we hold dear.

(Chorus)
Oh, we put the U in Gulag,
Beneath the banner, red and grand,
Life behind the irony curtain,
For the Glorious World of Next Tuesday we stand!

(Outro)
So let the world beware, and see,
The might of our solidarity,
In the fields, where beets doth grow,
Our revolution's seeds we sow!
 

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 3/31/2024, 11:05 pm — Replies 1 — Views 24



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